I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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