If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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