So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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