Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
