everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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