Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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