What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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