I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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