The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
