I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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