I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
nutella sex= disaster
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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