I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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