You made me cry and you don't even care
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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