your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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