Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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