It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Randomize
