Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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