I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
