hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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