Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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