Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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