Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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