I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
