you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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