The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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