R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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