What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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