I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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