My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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