How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Just pee around me
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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