a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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