Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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