I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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