Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
