Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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