At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C