dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again