Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!