but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.