i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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