Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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