He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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