nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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