Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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