I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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