I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
There r osticjed everywhere
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's blow job season.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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