In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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