before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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