she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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