Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Welp...herpes.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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