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Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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