Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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