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Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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