i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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