I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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