Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
