We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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