Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We left the knife in your bed.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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